I vow to thee: I got you
So… you’ve found someone to rock your life with. Go you lovestruck legends! And now, you’re chasing a ceremony that’s a lil more confetti cannon than Corinthians. A lil more party than done-to-death. You want it fun. Right?
But let’s be real. It's a sea of beige out there. And I'm guessing death by bland is not your vibe. You can already feel the cringe making your skin crawl, yeah?
Well listen up lovers: It doesn't have to be that way. Your ceremony should be the party starter. Not a snoozefest that makes your guests need a drink to dull the pain. So chill. Cos I'll be nailing your lovefest. I'll be your Hypester Hitcher, Dopamine Dealer, Hell Yeah moment maker. Mother funking MC. How?
As your marriage celebrant, I’ll get to the real you, flip and reverse the tradish, and make it rain fetti, fun and dem delish feels. I'll deliver the day YOU want. Not the one Aunty Mary wants. I'm your secret weapon. It's GO-time on your kick-arse wedding day.
Are you ready to say see-ya to all the boring bits, and hello to a ridiculously fun, kickass ceremony that’s gonna warm hearts, and bring the WOW? Yeah, you are.
Wherever, however, you want to make this baby official, we’re gonna kick off the day with a crazy good ceremony. Sparks? Oh, they’re gonna fly.
Cos when we your tale of love and intrigue, we’ll laugh, we’ll sook, we'll sigh. Tissues people. Even water-proof Mascara’s gonna run.
So to all you love mavericks, I say I DO.
Straight, LGBTQ, gay, lesbian, queer...I got chu! Whether you're vibing a Hi-Fi party or feeling it loved up and Lo-Fi, shouting your vows or whispering them. I'll take care of the marrying. So you can just rock up wedstress-free and smokin' hawt.
I'm not here to toot my own horn and declare myself 'Best Celebrant and MC in Sydney' title holder. No way Jose (also me: lil toot) But if you're still reading...got a feeling in my waters, there's a good chance you're a Kath and Kim fan...and that I may just be, the best celebrant for you. Only one way to find out, right?
Hit that link and let's go!
Let’s get hitched
Let’s do something about it.
Now, what kind of day you feelin'? A cool elopement with a handful of babes? A day with all the thrills and champagne spills? A bigass party? Just you and Boo? Let's roll.
Follow me on Instagram
@marryme.zoe
We could not have found a better celebrant. Zoe totally shocked us with awesomeness on our wedding day.
Kris Hal
Zoe is the most hilarious, fun, shit-hot, up-for-anything celebrant.
Aminique Chris
Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
It all starts with a Hey Zoe! Hit me up and book a vibe check, legends: A bev and a bant at my local or a lil Zoom action satisfaction.
It IS me? Yay!
We’re on! I'm the designated driver of the nuptials bus as we make a couple of fun stops to meet and chat about how it's all gonna go down.
You bring the vows.
I bring the wows.
Using your love story as the inspo, I write you a ceremony that hits the sweet spot where all the fun and feels live. Boring bits not invited.
Your best freaking day.
I arrive supercharged, ready to rock. Bucke up. Party starts now. Laughs, awws, happy tears as we pack the marrying with surprise and effin delight! Loads of clappin’ and a cheerin’, and a kissin’ We nailed it!
