A bit about me.
Am I your jam?
So you're having a squiz for a fun celebrant (and mc ??) to give good wed. Right? One who'll F-Bomb the Hitchuation with fun, feels, and a fab (out)fit? What about an upbeat vibe that's also chill? I see you, nodding all happy. Well, whaddya know. That's my sweet spot. Here's a little of my flava to help you work out if your search for Australia's Next Top Celebrant is finally over ;)
- "Tears down the face, I'm gonna wet myself, I can't breathe" laughter rocks my world.
- I'm a media gal so telling a good story is how I roll.
- I’m part wedding nerd, part funny bestie, part freak in the runsheet.
- Anchorman, The Castle, VEEP, Schitt's Creek, The Office, Drag Race, Kath & Kim. You?
- Loud and proud Inner West homie. What rhymes with brewery? Marrickville!
- Down to hitch all humans from introverts to extroverts, urbanites to country types, hetero hotties to LGBTQ legends, and shit-hot humans in between.
- YES to fur babies slaying the runway and pulling focus :)
- Grateful to hitch and hype lovers on Aboriginal land.
- Fluent in cringe-free human, disco, RuPaul and Moira.
- I've never turned down a Negroni in my life. Love that bitter-sweet journey for me.
We vibing? Let's chat
Here's my back story.
Wedding Day regret.
Three saddest words in the English language. You don't want that. Nobody wants that. But it happens.
Stressed couples, boring waffle, no laughs, lots of awks, wedding cliches on steroids killing the buzz. Sat through any of those ceremonies?
Not on my watch, thought I! But it wasn't until marriage equality that I did something about it! And in 2020 I became the hyping lil hitcher you see today! Conventions, pretensions, and ridic expectations are so not a vibe! Let's shut that BS down. By the power vested in me, I'll make sure you don't have a damn regret on your itty bitty or bigass day!
You may kiss the celebrant ;)
If you want somebody a bit different, a bit extra, to hype up you and your partner and the guests, look no further than Zoe!
ChristinaJack
