Your killer day starts here.
We've got this!
What are you going to do with all that love? Whatever you damn like, is what. How you do or don't do "I Do" is no-one's biz but your own. Whether you’re going for urban glam, a relaxed local affair or a gorgeous country getaway, do it your way lovers.
Make It Rain Wows
This ripper of a package is the shebang I tell ya! Imagine your wildest wedding dreams comin' true, imagine your epic tale rocked to wow and warm the hearts, imagine your own hype gal takin' care of biz, imagine snacks and bevvies for the chinwags, imagine a shit-tonne of FUN for all the guests you desire.
I got you.
You get:
- As much of me as you need superstars. Unlimited chits and chats fo' shizzle. I'm your person for all your FAQs and WTFQs.
- A script written just for two lovestruck legends that'll have your ride or dies screaming *that was so you*. I'll capture your unique and pretty spesh take how you rock love and life. About 30 minutes of shit-hot, not shit.
- A magic ceremony maker to tell me what you want, what you really really want. Don't know? I'll shower you with ideas and tips to make it rain WOW.
- Beautiful Betty Bose the Boss PA – If we’re amping up the fun, we need to amp up the sound.
- A vow writing guide to kick vowcrastination to the curb. Plus me, the Kween of Epic Edits.
- Vow cards – looking pretty for the photos.
- Coordination with all your wedding creatives on the day.
- All the paperwork of course! Dah.
- A ceremony run-through so you're feeling hot to trot ready to roll. With snacks of course.
- Over 30 hours of dedicated to YOU: writing, paperwork, meetings and practising like a mofo in front of the mirror :)
- A whopper 100 km of travel :0
Ceremomy Fee: $1,395 (+GST)
For weddings further than 100km from CBD, there's a little travel fee.
MC The House Down Mother Funkers
I’ll create your ceremony and MC your party so that the whole day is seamless, fun and fabulous. You'll get a run order, personalised script, coordination with the venue and the big one: peace of mind! How's the serenity? (The Castle, best movie ever, right?)
MC Fee: $950 (+GST)
Celebrant and MC delish double-scoop: $1995 (+GST) Save THREE hundo for more booze y'all!
The F-Bomb
Rock small, roll mighty with The F-bomb: Fun+ Fab+Feels = Fierce. This triple threat dynamite of a ceremony is for superstars who want it Simples. Have it anywhere you fancy from your balcony to a restaurant, bowling alley or bar (yes ploise). Drop the F-bomb fast and so very hot.
You get:
- Pronounced official AF with a totally personalised 10 minute ceremony created just for you and Boo.
- Vow writing guide so you can smash out your vows. Only if ya wanna.
- A meet up to chat nuptials and how easy this all feels. You're welcome ;)
- All paperwork done and dusted.
- In a metro Sydney location, you love. Cos a Registry office kinda sucks.
- Killer party of up to 10 legends! Plus you two lovestrikers and me, your small but mighty hypester hitcher.
- NSW Registry weddings are between $442 and $557 + $169 to lodge your intention to marry. Just sayin'.
Magic Micro Realness
Want the sizzle without the shitfight? The party without the big production? The guests without the guest seating chart? Then this is perfect for you. Whether you’re vibing a cool urban spot or somethin' pretty further afield, I'll get you happily hitched, hassle-free. What's not to love?
You get:
- An 1000% personal and fun 15 -20 minute ceremony making you feel crazy good and loved up.
- Vow writing guide guaranteed to cure the vowphobia.
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Two planning catch ups to create the magic for your 'mony and then some.
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All the paperwork completed and lodged.
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Up to 20 of your fave humans. Huzzah!
- I'll help you source other superstar vendors for your love fest. I know the best people, not gonna lie.
- Superstar sound from the one and only Betty Bose (yeah I name my speakers) for the beats and the vows.
Ceremony Fee: $895 (+GST)
For hitchings further than 50km from Sydney CBD, there's a travel fee.
