Make It Rain Wows
This is for couples who want to get married with a crowd cheering, and losing it. A ripper of a package made for big laughs, big feels, and a room full of people who want to hear all about you. Not a boring talk on marriage. Imagine your epic tale told in a way that lands all the way in the back row. Expect to hear " Best ceremony ever" all day long. You're welcome.
You get:
- As much of me as you need superstars. Bare minimum: A planning and final run-through meeting. All your FAQs and WTFQs answered.
- Ideal for a 35+ guest wedding.
- A one-of-a-kind script that'll have screaming *that was the best*. I'll capture your unique take on your love and life. About 30 minutes (+ killer guest warm up) to delight you and your peeps.
- A ceremony planning meeting to tell me what you want. Don't know? I'll shower you with ideas and tips.
- Betty Bose the Boss PA and Magic Mic – If we’re amping up the fun, we need to amp up the sound.
- A vow writing guide to kick vowcrastination to the curb. Plus me, the Kween of Epic Edits.
- Vow guiding and editing – vows making it rain wows.
- I'll hook you up with the best wedding creatives in the biz!
- All the legal paperwork. Der.
- A ceremony run-through so you're feeling ready to roll.
- Over 30 hours dedicated to YOU: writing, paperwork, meetings and practising like a mofo in front of the mirror :)
- Runsheet consultation and consultation for your whole day!
MC The House Down Mother Funkers
Sure. Uncle Fred and Cousin Kate are hilarious. But can they run a wedding run sheet like a badass?
Stay sober? Wrangle the venue, the kitchen, the photographers, AND your guests all at once?
You want someone who makes it personal. But you also want someone who knows what they’re doing. Right?
Enter stage left: Your crazy good Wedding MC
Here’s the thing… anyone can hold a mic. What you actually need is someone who can run interference. Hold your guests' attention.
I keep the timeline tight. I cue the right people at the right time.
So you don’t have to answer a single logistical question on your wedding day.
And when I say, “Leave that with me”? All you’ll hear is the sweet, sweet sound of relief!
- A personalised wedding reception script and run order
- A reception run-through before the wedding for last-minute tweaks
- A run sheet for the entire day, tried and tested across 500+ weddings!
- Coordination with the venue and vendors
- All my brilliant ideas to make your party pop. Ask me about my spinning wheel and awards!
- A super-profesh MC high on natural party buzz, not happy juice.
- And the big one: peace of mind! How's the serenity? (The Castle, am I right?)
Wedding MC fee: $1,190 +GST
Wedding Celebrant and MC double-scoop: $2,290 +GST(save $390!)
Looking for a wedding MC in Sydney and beyond who can handle it all?
The F(un)-Bomb
Rock small, roll mighty with The F-Bomb: Fun + Fab + Feels. This triple-threat ceremony is made for elopements and teeny-tiny guest lists of up to 10! Have it anywhere you fancy, from your balcony to a restaurant, park, or a bar. Drop the F(un)-Bomb if you want the good bits, minus the long guest list.
You get:
- Pronounced married with a totally personalised 15-minute ceremony created for you.
- Perfect for up to 10 guests
- Vow writing guide so you can smash out your vows.
- A meet up to chat nuptials and how I make the process easy. You're welcome.
- All legal paperwork done and dusted.
- GLOW UP OPTION: Just show up looking cute! You get: 1.5 hours of photography and a cool ceremony setup that's giving " getting married but keeping it chill." Managed from start to " Hell Yeah Hitched" by me!
- Not just a celebrant! I hook you up with a photographer, florist, furniture, locations. One stop shop, baby!
- Sydney Metro location.
Personalised F(un) Bomb elopement ceremony: $790*
Glow Up with ceremony, photography, coordination, set up: $2,390*
5-minute Legals Only ceremony: $550* (Sun-Thurs)
*+GST
Do you feel very seen right now? Let’s Chat
Magic Micro Realness
Want the sizzle without the stress? This one sits right in the sweet spot. A personal 20ish-minute ceremony that feels relaxed, intentional, and full of heart. Big enough to be a moment, small enough to keep it intimate.
For legendary couples who want a mid-sized celebration with maximum connection... zero chaos.
You get:
- A personal and fun 20ish-minute ceremony making you feel crazy good and loved up.
- Up to 35 of your fave humans. Huzzah!
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Two meetings to nail the deets and vibe.
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All the paperwork completed and lodged.
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Betty Bose (yeah I name my speakers) for the beats and the vows.
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Vow Guide and personal Editor to make your vows, wow.
- Not just a celebrant! I hook you up with a photographer, florist, furniture, locations. One stop shop, baby!
- GLOW UP OPTION: Just show up looking cute! You get: 2 hours of photography and a cool ceremony setup that's giving " getting married but keeping it chill." Managed from start to " Hell Yeah Hitched" by me!
Magic Micro ceremony fee: $1090*
Glow Up with ceremony, photography, coordination,
set up: $3,290* *+GST
You want a piece of this? Let’s Chat
"My wife and I probably met over 20 celebrants! However, we knew almost instantly that Zoe was the one for us. I can’t sing her praises enough. Just go ahead and arrange to meet her. She will exceed all your expectations. 6 stars out of 5!"
Johnny and Alison







