Make It Rain Wows
This is for couples who want to get married with a crowd cheering, and losing it. A ripper of a package made for big laughs, big feels, and a room full of people who want to hear all about you. Not a boring talk on marriage. Imagine your epic tale told in a way that lands all the way in the back row. Expect to hear " Best ceremony ever" all day long. You're welcome.
You get:
- As much of me as you need superstars. Bare minimum: A planning and final run-through meeting. All your FAQs and WTFQs answered.
- A one-of-a-kind script that'll have screaming *that was the best*. I'll capture your unique take on your love and life. About 30 minutes (+ killer guest warm up) to delight you and your peeps.
- A ceremony planning meeting to tell me what you want. Don't know? I'll shower you with ideas and tips.
- Betty Bose the Boss PA and Magic Mic – If we’re amping up the fun, we need to amp up the sound.
- A vow writing guide to kick vowcrastination to the curb. Plus me, the Kween of Epic Edits.
- Vow cards – looking pretty for the photos.
- Ideal for a 35+ guest wedding.
- All the legal paperwork of course!
- A ceremony run-through so you're feeling ready to roll.
- Over 30 hours dedicated to YOU: writing, paperwork, meetings and practising like a mofo in front of the mirror :)
- A runsheet consultation for your whole day!
MC The House Down Mother Funkers
Sure. Uncle Fred and Cousin Kate are hilarious. But can they run a wedding run sheet like a badass?
Stay sober? Wrangle the venue, the kitchen, the photographers, AND your guests all at once?
You want someone who makes it personal. But you also want someone who knows what they’re doing. Right?
Enter stage left: Your crazy good Wedding MC
Here’s the thing… anyone can hold a mic. What you actually need is someone who can run interference. Hold your guests' attention.
I keep the timeline tight. I cue the right people at the right time.
So you don’t have to answer a single logistical question on your wedding day.
And when I say, “Leave that with me”? All you’ll hear is the sweet, sweet sound of relief!
- A personalised wedding reception script and run order
- A reception run-through before the wedding for last-minute tweaks
- A run sheet for the entire day, tried and tested across 500+ weddings!
- Coordination with the venue and vendors
- All my brilliant ideas to make your party pop. Ask me about my spinning wheel and awards!
- A super-profesh MC high on natural party buzz, not happy juice.
- And the big one: peace of mind! How's the serenity? (The Castle, am I right?)
Wedding MC fee: $1,190
Wedding Celebrant and MC double-scoop: $2,290 (save $390!)
Looking for a wedding MC in Sydney and beyond who can handle it all?
The F(un)-Bomb
Rock small, roll mighty with The F-Bomb: Fun + Fab + Feels. This triple-threat ceremony is made for elopements and teeny-tiny guest lists of up to 10! Have it anywhere you fancy, from your balcony to a restaurant, park, or a bar. Drop the F(un)-Bomb if you want the good bits, minus the long guest list.
You get:
- Pronounced married with a totally personalised 15-minute ceremony created for you.
- Vow writing guide so you can smash out your vows.
- A meet up to chat nuptials and how I make the process easy. You're welcome.
- All legal paperwork done and dusted.
- In a metro Sydney location and time that suits you!
- Perfect for up to 10 guests!
- Registry weddings in their office are $550ish. You don't choose the location, style or how you customise the ceremony. No shade. Just sayin'
Personalised F(un) Bomb elopement ceremony: $790
5-minute Legals Only ceremony: $590 (Sun-Fri)
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Magic Micro Realness
Want the sizzle without the stress? This one sits right in the sweet spot. A personal 20ish-minute ceremony that feels relaxed, intentional, and full of heart. Big enough to be a moment, small enough to keep it intimate.
For legendary couples who want a mid-sized celebration with maximum connection... zero chaos.
You get:
- A personal and fun 20ish-minute ceremony making you feel crazy good and loved up.
- Vow writing guide guaranteed to cure the vowphobia.
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Two meetings to nail the deets and vibe.
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All the paperwork completed and lodged.
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Up to 35 of your fave humans. Huzzah!
- Organising other top vendors for your love fest.
- Betty Bose (yeah I name my speakers) for the beats and the vows.
"My wife and I probably met over 20 celebrants! However, we knew almost instantly that Zoe was the one for us. I can’t sing her praises enough. Just go ahead and arrange to meet her. She will exceed all your expectations. 6 stars out of 5!"
Johnny and Alison







